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She makes them feel so puny and pathetic. She makes them feel so weak and insecure. She walks out on that court, looking like that, dominating the sport like that, and they cannot handle it. The only thing they can do to try and diminish her power and her greatness is some bullshit dress code? SUFFER, FRENCH TENNIS

welp... if it was anyone else i’d call shenanigans...

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

Never forget  

Not often you get to say good job MTV.

There’s something faintly unsettling about this article. The aimless circuitous directory is Twilight Zone-ish, and I kept expecting Walker to pay a visit to the club only to learn that it closed down in 1972.

Besides all the serious problems with Nicki people have already pointed out in the comments, maybe it’s also just because she’s kinda washed now! Queen is not good, and all her music is just stale now. Listening to 2018 Nicki is exactly the same as listening to 2011 Nicki, except played out now. 

Yup. This line really says it all to me: ‘“People know that she is very friendly and open and crosses traditional boundaries in relationships with her students,””

Lauding her “brilliant scholarship” and “intellectual generosity” and noting that the French government recently bestowed a prestigious award upon her,

Yup. I’m also v tired of the “—of Jewish heritage—” shit casually thrown in there. Like, who gives a flying fuck about your heritage, not sure how it’s germane to possible sexual harassment, etc.

Ugh. Enough already with the damn “this person has done a lot of good, therefore they could never have done anything wrong” letters. I can understand it’s hard to accept that a friend or idol might not be who you thought they were but keep your thoughts to yourself.

They can guarantee there was no collusion, they can guarantee North Korea has stopped its nuclear program, they can guarantee there is widespread voter fraud, they can guarantee there is no human-caused climate change, they can guarantee Mexico is going to pay for a wall, they can guarantee there was no Russian

I sometimes wonder if his support for Trump has nothing to do with Trump but his resentment towards Obama (something him and Trump have in common).... also.... EGO. I also think Kanye is trying to avoid treating his bipolar disorder bc he’s scared it will take away his “genius”, it seems like getting any real help

You mean Kimmel didn’t just giggle and tousle his hair, and then sing a duet with Justin Timberlake? It’s almost like you can be entertaining AND hold people accountable. 

Wake up Mr. West. Your buddy Trump doesn’t give a shit about you or anyone else.

’ I told him to his face, ‘Your jeans too tight and your accent funny.’ I didn’t have no [filter.] I was straight outta Memphis.”

Ok, the twins thing makes no sense.

Well, cops are a pretty emotionally fragile bunch, seeing how so many are regularly in “fear of their lives” from unarmed black people, children, etc., so the bar is a lot lower for them. Trying to climb the Statue of Liberty while urine is pouring down your pantleg is probably pretty scary.

Damn, my respect for her just went up even more. What a fucking badass.

MJ might be the greatest of all time, but Jesus CHRIST he is such a pussy.