Ah yes, the old “here’s what a long-running franchise looks like from the outside” article, combined with the “smart person tries to dumb themselves down to appreciate escapist pop culture phenomenon” article. Creative stuff. Do we really need more of these?

Well, damn. I was hoping the title would read “Ajit Pai - found dead under a bridge”.

Wow, this is a shit headline. Go fuck yourself Rafi.

These are the 33 Democrats who probably think Lucy will let Charlie Brown finally kick that football too.

The very first time I played Torment, I failed to make it through this cutscene alive.

We’re all distraught over this, but don’t dole out spectacularly stupid advice. At the heart of this story is the omnipresence of cameras - and if you think that by storming in and assaulting a child bully at school is going to yield positive results in this day and age (nothing like when your badass mother did it),…

As a step-mother you should constantly beat the shit out of them and threaten to send them to an orphanage at the slightest provocation.

Wait, I think I get it. Calling yourself trash is how men deal with the fact that they actually like patriarchy and misogyny because it benefits them. So they show shame and that covers up for the fact that they still want dominance. If you say “I’m trash” and do a little performative feminism, you can avoid changing…

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

wait until he learns that the Germans tore down a Russian-built wall

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.