Unfortunately, her dad was not impressed.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

I ran D-III track. We definitely used a dildo a couple of times

This is why Bernie is still in the race, and I’m glad that he is. His message matters to a lot of people and it’s good to keep them engaged in this cycle.

There truly is a gif for any occasion.

What even is that horrid short length?! These are athletes. Give me thigh or give me death!

Did he take his daughter to the ballpark much?

the big reveal!:

For the people here not familiar with the Ontario school system, this taking a 5th year of HS is not all that uncommon. Until 2003, all HS in Ontario was 5 years (OAC), but this was changed to harmonize the high school curriculum with the rest of the continent. Still, a number of student opt to take a 5th year (or as…

So, ignoring international law, you think killing civilians is going to help? You’re literally helping groups like isis write their recruiting material: “look! They’re coming here to kill everyone, why not help us go attack them?!”

Moderately of topic, but I’d love to see him send a box of these to Brad Pitt.

Finally, you guys decide to report on the wrestler winning.

I think you can only use the phrase “body count” if you kill people with sex, like Lady Mary’s Death Snatch* on Downton Abbey.

There’s feminists on here too. Don’t be such a clown.

I met Bruce at a hotel downroute during his Astreus years - I think it was somewhere in the Canaries but it was a long time and a crate full of alcohol ago so I wouldn’t bet my life on it - and he’s awesome.

\m/ you won’t be missed \m/

What about the homophobic implications of the “sausage fest” chant?

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.