Unfortunately, her dad was not impressed.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

I ran D-III track. We definitely used a dildo a couple of times

This is why Bernie is still in the race, and I’m glad that he is. His message matters to a lot of people and it’s good to keep them engaged in this cycle.

There truly is a gif for any occasion.

What even is that horrid short length?! These are athletes. Give me thigh or give me death!

Did he take his daughter to the ballpark much?

the big reveal!:

For the people here not familiar with the Ontario school system, this taking a 5th year of HS is not all that uncommon. Until 2003, all HS in Ontario was 5 years (OAC), but this was changed to harmonize the high school curriculum with the rest of the continent. Still, a number of student opt to take a 5th year (or as…

So, ignoring international law, you think killing civilians is going to help? You’re literally helping groups like isis write their recruiting material: “look! They’re coming here to kill everyone, why not help us go attack them?!”

Moderately of topic, but I’d love to see him send a box of these to Brad Pitt.

Finally, you guys decide to report on the wrestler winning.

I’ll bet it would’ve been even cooler if you’d thrown it into a frozen lake via ice fishin’ hole and then recorded the event in HD. (somebody please do this?)

Unf.... Did it ... did it just get hot in here? ... I declare. Someone, fetch the smelling salts, I fear I shall be faint!

It makes sense for him to pass the whip and fedora on to his son:

He gets stabbed by his now estranged son (in a cliffside hanging bridge) while Short Round witnesses this in anger from the distance.

Definitely dicks.

I think you can only use the phrase “body count” if you kill people with sex, like Lady Mary’s Death Snatch* on Downton Abbey.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.