My former personal trainer was a Vikings cheerleader "alternate" for two years, which meant that she had to be available as a sub, had to attend all of the practices, had to spend her own money on particular hairstyles, spray tanning, fake nails, costumes, etc, and received NO pay. Every year the women have to…

This is cuter, if you love baby humans and dogs and bubbles

Can't we all just ignore Sarah Palin and her tweeting or twatting or whatever the fuck she does?

Am I the only one who is not a fan of referring to women's pubic hair as a "bush"? Is men's pubic hair ever called a bush, or is theirs less bushy somehow? P.S. I am old.

Well, I'm glad you clarified that - your first comment sounded more like "I'm standing and who gives a shit about anyone else." Am I the only person at concerts who is there because they actually want to SEE the musicians performing their CRAFT? To all of the people who think I should be standing and blocking others'…

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I know, right? Isn't the purpose of mannequins in store windows to try to actually help sell articles of clothing? Because the articles of clothing on these mannequins do NOT look attractive or comfortable.

Maybe HBO or SHO could put her in a reality show about an aging, clueless, narcissistic actress, kind of like they did with Lisa Kudrow in The Comeback.

Even if McDonalds hates old people, clearly their breakfast food is good for longevity - so many old people eating breakfast there every day!

This "seated vs. standing at concerts" debate truly is the Roe v. Wade of our times.

I'm #3. In the immortal words of Manfred Mann, I'm "wrapped up like a douche, you know the roner in the night."

I was president of my college's (white) inter-sorority council, and I approve of your comment. The Greek system (at least, the white one) really is as bad as the stereotypes. The black Greek system, on the other hand, has stayed true to its original mission of community service and personal/social development of its…

I hate Drunk Girl.

Ooh, I've gotten into fights with Drunk Girl, too! Ok, more like screaming match. But still. Not enjoyable at all, especially for husband, who becomes convinced that we are going to get jumped after the concert in the parking lot by Drunk Girl's equally drunk boyfriend.

If you are the only one standing, and everyone around you is seated, then I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you are an asshole. No offense.

I'll admit it, I have shushed people who talk too loudly during quieter songs. Which is a bad idea because when you shush a drunk person, the situation can escalate and become very unpleasant, ruining the evening.

You know how you can tell the person in the photo is old (i.e., my age)? He is texting with his index finger. I have it on good authority that everyone under 40 texts thumbs-only.

so I have 2 learn 2 spell? damn u.

I'll bet he's not even a real doctor!!!

I never did jump on that "cool pope" bandwagon (patting myself on the back here). I'm glad he's encouraging Catholics to try to take better care of poor people, but I really can't imagine anything that he could do to rectify all of the incredible damage that the Catholic church has inflicted on humanity over the years.