OMG enough with the Facebook pictures of your adorable children. I am forced to click "like", because otherwise you might think I don't like your adorable children! But remember, when I post pictures of MY adorable children, you better the fuck click "like".

I loved American Hustle, but was distracted by Amy Adams's breasts throughout most of the film. I was alive during the 70s and don't remember the super-duper lowcut tops being a thing.

Hi there! I'm trying to figure out where exactly I derided western civilization. I re-read my post, and other than stating the obvious fact that men are, on average, bigger and stronger than women, which probably has a lot to do with the greater power that they used to have in society, I can't see where I said…

Men got to be in charge of the first 10,000 years of human history simply because relative to women, their physiques were, on average 4 or 5 inches taller with a few more pounds of muscle. That's it. Not because of superior intellect. It was a size advantage. In today's knowledge economy, being a few inches taller and…

To me it makes perfect sense for both men and women to wear a bra if they so desire. I think most women who wear a bra do so to prevent sagging and jiggling and to make nipples less visible under clothing. Why wouldn't men who need it want the same thing? Male runners often have to put bandaids over their nipples to…

It seems like the Photoshopped versions have all been given sort of "Mona Lisa" type expressions.....like you can't quite tell if they are smiling or not smiling or thinking deep thoughts or not thinking anything at all. Maybe massive quantities of Botox could achieve the same thing IRL.

I probably have $2000 worth of cosmetics and lotions under my bathroom sink. Much of it expired. I'm kind of a hoarder. But now my goal is to start slathering it all on, every day. It will be a combination beauty routine/decluttering project.

So I've been going to the same gym for like, 15 years, and I've only JUST started showering there. That's how long it took me to work up my courage and figure out what to put in my gym bag and get comfortable with the fact that I was going to be the only one there with unshaven nether regions. Guess what, showering…

I really hope that this wasn't posted by my 24-year-old, 5-foot-9, recently dumped-by-boyfriend, Coachella-loving daughter.

Me too! I'm kind of excited that so many others think her tongue looks like a long, ugly-ish penis. I thought it was just me.

True sex confession: when engaged in "new" sex, I feel the need to prove that I am the best fuck he ever had, complete with blow job, reverse cowgirl, and fake moans. Why do I do this? No seriously, I'm asking, WHY? I'm not going to be able to keep up that level of performance forever, should it become more than a…

Today's forecast in MN: 30 above, and many, many people commenting on the "heat wave".

Today's forecast in MN: 30 above, and many, many people commenting on the "heat wave".