I know, right? Isn't the purpose of mannequins in store windows to try to actually help sell articles of clothing? Because the articles of clothing on these mannequins do NOT look attractive or comfortable.

Maybe HBO or SHO could put her in a reality show about an aging, clueless, narcissistic actress, kind of like they did with Lisa Kudrow in The Comeback.

Even if McDonalds hates old people, clearly their breakfast food is good for longevity - so many old people eating breakfast there every day!

This "seated vs. standing at concerts" debate truly is the Roe v. Wade of our times.

I'm #3. In the immortal words of Manfred Mann, I'm "wrapped up like a douche, you know the roner in the night."

I was president of my college's (white) inter-sorority council, and I approve of your comment. The Greek system (at least, the white one) really is as bad as the stereotypes. The black Greek system, on the other hand, has stayed true to its original mission of community service and personal/social development of its…

I hate Drunk Girl.

Ooh, I've gotten into fights with Drunk Girl, too! Ok, more like screaming match. But still. Not enjoyable at all, especially for husband, who becomes convinced that we are going to get jumped after the concert in the parking lot by Drunk Girl's equally drunk boyfriend.

If you are the only one standing, and everyone around you is seated, then I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you are an asshole. No offense.

I'll admit it, I have shushed people who talk too loudly during quieter songs. Which is a bad idea because when you shush a drunk person, the situation can escalate and become very unpleasant, ruining the evening.

You know how you can tell the person in the photo is old (i.e., my age)? He is texting with his index finger. I have it on good authority that everyone under 40 texts thumbs-only.

so I have 2 learn 2 spell? damn u.

I'll bet he's not even a real doctor!!!

I never did jump on that "cool pope" bandwagon (patting myself on the back here). I'm glad he's encouraging Catholics to try to take better care of poor people, but I really can't imagine anything that he could do to rectify all of the incredible damage that the Catholic church has inflicted on humanity over the years.

OMG enough with the Facebook pictures of your adorable children. I am forced to click "like", because otherwise you might think I don't like your adorable children! But remember, when I post pictures of MY adorable children, you better the fuck click "like".

I loved American Hustle, but was distracted by Amy Adams's breasts throughout most of the film. I was alive during the 70s and don't remember the super-duper lowcut tops being a thing.

Hi there! I'm trying to figure out where exactly I derided western civilization. I re-read my post, and other than stating the obvious fact that men are, on average, bigger and stronger than women, which probably has a lot to do with the greater power that they used to have in society, I can't see where I said…

Men got to be in charge of the first 10,000 years of human history simply because relative to women, their physiques were, on average 4 or 5 inches taller with a few more pounds of muscle. That's it. Not because of superior intellect. It was a size advantage. In today's knowledge economy, being a few inches taller and…

To me it makes perfect sense for both men and women to wear a bra if they so desire. I think most women who wear a bra do so to prevent sagging and jiggling and to make nipples less visible under clothing. Why wouldn't men who need it want the same thing? Male runners often have to put bandaids over their nipples to…

It seems like the Photoshopped versions have all been given sort of "Mona Lisa" type expressions.....like you can't quite tell if they are smiling or not smiling or thinking deep thoughts or not thinking anything at all. Maybe massive quantities of Botox could achieve the same thing IRL.