To think, some of these things were daily driven, raced, wrecked, repaired, driven some more.

When you’ve broken the hips of all the Corvette owners in the Cars and Coffee parking lot and have to face the final boss.

Currently wearing blue new balances and technician cargo shorts.  I feel slightly attacked, but I’ll just have to make sure I’ve got dark enough tint in my imaginary C8 so nobody can see me cry.

There’s a lot of conspiracy theories rumbling about certain entities’ control of information, hiding it behind paywalls and how it is discriminatory by limiting the flow of information.

GM picks over carcass of the Camaro, “Imma take these tail lights for the new Vette.”

Acura, “Hey man, you gonna use all that Camaro?”

GM, “Nah, whachu want?”

Acura, “I like that front end, I can haz?”

Ok, I’m actually digging this.  I liked that first image, then I saw that profile and went “Fuuuuuuuuck.”  I’d be trying to find every business with mirrored 1st floor windows in town just to watch myself drive past.

The forged carbon accents on the car, I’m kinda iffy on, it’s like somebody took plywood, torched it,…

Wait, so you mean we could have had Opium Waffles!?

I agree.

Guard #5 walks in with a bowl of popcorn.

“What’d I miss?”

“SHHH, he just finished pulling a coil of rope out of his asshole.”

“Fuuuck yess, this is about to get good, you recording this?”

I remember when this first came out, people were paying 120k for them.

Now they’re marked down into the 70k range.

I love them. They’re overkill, but I still love them. They’re a highway monster, do really well on E85 with some Injector Dynamics 1300cc injectors, and are just super comfy to drive (compared to my…

You mean you didn’t sit back with a few cold ones and watch the entire political world light itself on fire?

I don’t have cruise control.

Game, set, match.

I wish Texas would do away with the front plate. It’s just so nice not having it up there.

I’d be so tempted to do that if I could get the Firebird over there.

As if the “ZOMG PONTIAC IS COMING BACK!” posts weren’t bad enough online.

So this is the automotive equivalent of the craftsmen that make specially tailored Bonsai shears.

Throw a Castrol livery on that and I’d have thought it was a Supra.

What F-16?

Make it a power window that drops down so your kids can toss things at people in traffic like a real life mario kart.

I live in oil country, so yes there’s the 60 year old guys, but there’s also quite a bit of younger guys that will buy and mod them on top of it all.  Will be interesting to see how much power it handles.

They’re the old Borla intercooled tips.