12 hours in a heated deer blind waiting to pot shot a buck on a salt lick is not exactly exciting television though.

Then his new neighbors move in...

Oh, hai.

Yeah, I actually had worked hard to get into that industry but fell horribly short in college. I could excel in the projects and develop shit that others had failed miserably at before for YEARS, but I couldn’t pass the damned exams.

The other day my 5 year old daughter had been talking about learning the difference…

Can’t even hear the tinnitus.

Couple this with Naptime and you’re golden!

I have no qualms though...

Babies crying can reach up to 130 dB.

So, having children also increases risk of dying from cardiovascular disease.

Heightened stress, diminished sleep, lack of exercise, very loud most of the time...unless, they’re getting into something they most certainly fucking shouldn’t be but you can’t figure out how they made it…

Oh yay, that reg sticker is almost a dead giveaway that this it Texas...

Drives like a dumbass doing stuff like this, watching where he’s going by only the camera.

Drives the car almost completely on empty.

No seatbelt.

Probably hasn’t had an oil change done in his ownership either...

Add to the fact the shit harmonics that gets introduced to the crank when you’re running up the powerband. Nelson Racing Engines has a cool blurb about this.

Oh yay, another Top Gear car flambe.

He’s an Observer from Fringe, just took a hankering for speed instead of foods with heavy amounts of capsaicin.

So, Fuel Shark, Turbonator, Energy Polarizer, HHO Injection, Direct Exhaust Injection, what else?

We used to implement it in the league races I was in in GTR and GTR2. We’d have a custom vehicle setting and I’d edit it accordingly through the season. It was legit, you could really see what a 50 kilo penalty would do especially in a spec class race with every car being the same except the weight.

Yup, find something steadfast and immovable.

And yet Torchbugs car was found this way.

I miss the days of ballast accumulation through the series. Win a race, get some weight, keep winning races, keep gaining weight. Make Daytona the battle royale, run what you brung, but then the winners get a nice addition of ballast for the next race.

I bite my thumb at you, sir.

I didn’t even have the video, just a little cassette tape.

I’d always imagined it being written by a 50 year old man in a small room, scotch on hand and a smoldering cuban cigar adding to the aroma of a well oiled typewriter.

I’m pretty amazed she had the social maturity at that age when she wrote it. There’s a lot of insights in that book that you normally wouldn’t have…

Honestly, if somebody gave me a Porsche in reasonable condition, I wouldn’t turn it down. It’s a Porsche, people were turning their noses up at the 914's, turn them into chicken coups, or toss a SBC in it. Now they’re ballooning in price.