I’m sure you know the consequences of not getting an education. Besides calling kids “sir,” what else do you have to do that’s humiliating?

How many times did your mother smoke crack when you were in utero?

Three words from you is enough to make me skip reading it and just make fun of you instead.

Didn’t you read the comment that said you didn’t need to blow your uncle to get him to write a long comment that I wouldn’t read?

The Gearoid guy was an asshole and I fucked with him more than he fucked with me and now he’s taken the night off.

Where’d you go? Is your uncle writing another 300 word comment I’m not going to read?

They indeed do.

Well, you can always blow your uncle again. I’m sure you’re not spending your time trying to get your GED.

I don’t know you or your uncle. I have no idea what either of you like but I bet crack is involved. How the fuck do I know what you like?

OK, kid.

You can take it however you want. How does your uncle make you take it?

OK, kid.

LOL - you said you thought I didn’t know it was a book or some shit. You’re right - I never read the book. You did, apparently, and think that means something.

Wow, who helped you write that? Your uncle? Did he make you blow him first?

But you just said you didn’t think I knew anything about Somalia or Mog?

But wrecking this echo chamber is more fun at the moment, Bullshit King.

I bet when you read it you cheered for the skinnies, didn’t you?

You do know that when women deliver babies, they evacuate their bowels, right?

Well, then I assume your God would take care of it. Maybe you’re praying to the wrong one since he doesn’t seem to mind that I’m me and you’re, well, you.

I wouldn’t sell you anything because I doubt you could afford anything I wanted to sell you, including dog shit.