Is it possible to fit all of this on a t-shirt?  If so, I’ll take three dozen.

Man, Gwyneth and J.K. should have a can’t-shut-the-fuck-up off. Not sure which one is misjudging the moment more.

Tenet is basically Cats but with buttholes. That was Nolan’s pitch. “Cats with buttholes!” he said, and they threw $205,000,000 at him.

I just realized there is a very good chance the last/only movie I’ll see in a theater in 2020 is “Cats.”

Or if we’re connected to occupied uteruses. 

Ah, yes. Because being trans can be “fixed” by a few good books. Or is the argument that all sorts of people who aren’t really trans are going through medical transitions because the doctors treating them don’t bother to ask the relevant questions?

[Takes Dino Ironbody aside] She’s in a coma.

“Finally, after years of hormone replacement, surgery, losing my family and gaining a whole new group of friends while gradually, painfully readjusting to society with a wholly new identity, I’m ready to pose as a woman so I can molest girls in the bathroom!”

The principles of Gender Self-ID are irrelevant, frankly. The notion that people are waiting to have the legal standing to attack people in bathrooms is utterly absurd.

On second thoughts Rowling, keep talking about wizards taking a dump. 

I tell ya, if there’s ONE thing I’ve learned in my several decades on this planet, it’s not to judge other folks’ experience of THEMSELVES.

You think you’re gay? Then you’re gay! You think you’re trans? Then you’re trans!

Why does anyone else think their OPINION matters more than yourself?

ETA: I don’t care where you…

If no-one that’s AMAB is meant to enter a women’s bathroom, how are they meant to get to the hidden Chamber of Secrets entrance to kill the basilisk?

And if a predator is going to attack you in the bathroom, first they’re going to get a legal certificate that says they can be in that bathroom because they would never just...break the law.

Wow get the fuck outta here.  She used the bathroom argument?  I expect Lindsay Graham to do that, Jesus Christ she is a lost cause.

Well if she’s going to keep saying the same dumb shit, I guess I won’t try to be different either. Just going to quote myself from the other day.

Did you intend to sound like a deaf asshole who cannot read?

Worf would never

We have to be policed. We don’t have to be policed to death.

it’s also important to remember that harry potter was never good