It’s pretty easy to get, honestly. If I was even a mediocre programmer, I could probably just write some quick code that would predict his next week. It would go something like this:

May all of their bio children grow up to be radical queer atheists.

Cary Elwes must be a victim of Kate Beckinsale Effect. That dude should have been an A-list leading man, a star.

“someone in their infinite wisdom decided to sandwich the men from U.N.C.L.E. in between an actual Mission: Impossible film and an actual James Bond movie”

I think the level of credit seems about right? Genuinely good in this, totally proficiently good in a couple other things, and kinda not great in a few more. That said, I would climb him like a tree, and probably fall and break my arm. 

Despite being in my 30's, I also only got around to it maybe 2 or 3 years ago. My immediate reaction was “That sucked” - the characterizations and motivations were all over the map, the plot was non-existent, the love story aspect of it was exactly what I expected from two decades of hearing people poorly rehash that…

I get your point but many of those lists are linked to religion which can be oppressive if one is not a member of said religion. Also, I will never be able to Google any ex-boyfriend from Portugal because any given name has two million hits for precisely this reason. Carlos, I tried. 

No one in Mississippi has ever seen the Æ character before. 

I think you’ll find it’s pronounced starting with the sound of crying on the school playground and ending with that of a pen scratching a signature on to an emancipation document.

I didn’t see Dan Cortez.

Note to self: the next time I’m robbing a bank tell everyone there “by the way, this is off the record.” The perfect crime.

Hmmm

New York’s hottest club is FAAAAAART!

Drink bleach, Boomer.

Sorry to go hideously pedantic but bleach and ammonia will make chlorine gas whereas mustard gas is an organic compound with sulphur in it. Both are horrendously bad for you and should never be inhaled of course.

Just a reminder, don’t create mustard gas in your home.

A flock of Karen’s is called ‘a grievance of Karens.’

Right up there with “Government is broken and never the answer... so I need a lifetime job in government!”

I always love that - “in order to go fight against the evils of socialism I’m going to need you all to band together and each contribute what you are able to!”

Claflin and Munn have zero chemistry together, this was a bad mismatch even for rom-com standards.