A pencil SKIRT, right?

Every time I see a pic of Mary Kate, I wonder if she specifically asked her plastic surgeon to make her look more age appropriate for her older paramours. That is not the face of a 31 year old.

Been stuck on this one since November. Still the absolute truth

But if you don’t do as I say, say that you do. - Also Republicans

You cannot lock evil up. You must salt and burn. The Winchesters know.

My script is called “Testy Etsy Betsy”: a trilogy about a young woman who receives negative feedback for her “bespoke organic” crochet animals and hunts the reviewers down.

I want her to fail so hard, not because she made career being a blond human dogwhistle, but also because I want NBC punished for giving this hack $20 million while pushing out Tamron Hall and Melissa Harris Perry.

Nicole would literally do that thing where you put your hand on your kid sister’s head and hold them at arms length.

I hate saying this (because I hate the book), but Holden Caulfield was right, and people are phonies. Don’t let them trick you into thinking that they are doing it right or having a better time at it. I work in a job where we have a lot of well positioned clients and many of them are miserable.

Nice try. That’s just what everyone would want me to think.

I highly, highly recommend this book: https://www.amazon.com/Fame-What-Classics-About-Celebrity/dp/0312429932/ref=sr_1_8?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1505795056&sr=1-8&keywords=fame

Or, you know, walked into his sight line.

I’ll add because you’re so ridiculous: one was 20 years ago, the other is a fucking movie. Jeeze. You’ll do anything to defend a gross pig.

Also, Woods is a garbage person. Who cares if you heard that he was nice to people once? Are you dense?

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Atomic Blonde was good. It was way better than Lucy in every possible way. So if you liked Lucy, I don’t think you’ll be disappointed with Atomic.

No. The review clearly states that as time goes on they accumulate more and more people.

This shit right here is so fucking stupid. If you think racism is dead, police across the country do a fantastic job and definitely don’t target people, or that voter suppression is an issue we still face today, then you’re a white supremacist. Not because you necessarily believe the white race is superior, but…

Honestly guys, giving Alex Jones anymore publicity is like giving Pewdipie additional space. It’s a fool’s errand.

Well Prometheus pretty much warned us all to stay away.