Bless us, for at last we shall be freed of this miserable franchise! May we ever and always revel in better romances, better depictions of BDSM, and better writing.

How was your weekend?

Remember how in the old days (i.e., pre-Kinja, so, like, 10 days ago) an article about Trump would be posted and three hours later it would already have 400 comments? Tonight, when I “publish” this comment, that will bring the total up to ten.

He’s going to spend a million dollars of other people’s donations to his foundation to build a giant statue of himself, and then he’ll donate that statue to Houston’s upcoming Trump Tower, which will be financed significantly by misappropriated relief money. Many of the contractors who build it will never be paid.

Agreed. No one asked you...

“...And Jesus spoke to his desciples, ‘The man beside you is your brother, protect and care for your brothers only when ridicule and bad press on social media and news outlets is so high that it could potentially impact cash flows. Remember this and do this in my name. Amen’”

Hell, I wasn’t even involved and now I’m trapped in a hall of sassy mirrors.

Good. Fuck them. Let them come up with something besides sequels, reboots, and superhero movies.

Also, I’m really glad that I have Kathryn Bigelow’s ex husband around to weigh in on the idea that a landmark achievement by a woman director is overblown.