And, I believe IPTSCRAE is the word you're looking for.

Manic Miner on the C64 [www.bigredswitch.co.uk]

@Hello Mister Walrus: There's a HUGE router on the moon.

Dear Internet,

I work for a client who doesn't allow us consultants to use their network. Most people have 3G dongles but some of us tether our iPhones.

Ask your boss: "if I can take my work home with me, why can't I work from home."

@DangerousLiberal: No, data is also a collective noun. Data is is fine.

Who wants to see my data anyway? I'm pretty sure a thief is only interested in the hardware.

What's with the rings on the watch?

This is the best one I've seen. Great idea to have the 2 workspaces.

Divine Light is missing John Belushi.

@ZachMatthews: Was that an NCIS: Los Angeles reference?

Is it true that Things doesn't sync between iPhone and iPad?

Sounds like a great adventure. Michael Palin would be proud. But not about your plans for his women!

That. Looks. Delicious.

@TangoTL: Well played, sir.

I'm in my 30s and, outside of a kitchen, have never used a knife in my life.

So, what you're saying is that if I stop showering I don't need to do all that other crap?

Wasn't this the subject of an episode of The Gilmore Girls?

@bookwench: Ha! Mine is exactly the same.