10. Skyrim
9. Cyberpunk
8. GTA V
7. Persona 5 Royal
6. RDR2
5. Hades
4. Stardew Valley
3. Witcher 3
2. Vampire Surviors
1. Elden Ring

It’s not for mass sale to the public with that installed. That is done after the sale.

I mean sure, it’s dumb looking, but a lot of those options you’re mocking are pretty standard fair for rugged off road vehicles. A winch? A sizeable engine upgrade? Roof mounted LED lights? A center console safe? A rifle compartment? Nothing about those things screams absurd. Hell if it wasnt for the ridiculous base…

While i 100% agree this is absurd, aren’t these typically bought by VIPs or the like for kidmap protection in certain areas of the world? There was something called the Chaos Car back in the 90's that was more or less and armored up BWM sedan sold quite often in South Africa. It even had IIRC a flip down back license…

$35 for a game like this, that can potentially offer hundreds of hours of playtime, is a fucking bargain.

you do know there was a time when game developers were semi-anonymous and not required to submit their personal lives to public accountability, right? do you think that’s normal, and should be expected of every artist?

In all fairness, you are way oversimplifying the Olivia Wilde situation. It wasn’t that she just dated Styles, a younger man, but that she left the father of her kids to do it and in a really harsh way if half of the rumors are true. That Styles was effectively her employee at the time, which introduces the whole…

Didn’t Olivia Wilde cheat on Jason Sudeikis with Harry Styles, her work subordinate? 

I lost interested in GTA:Online 10 years ago.

Expect GTA VII to be released in 2045.

I realize I am in the minority, but I can’t stand GTA online. For me, the game is the single player story. Those who feel like I do were let down by Rockstar because they added nothing to the single player experience.

I guess that’s where the money is, but playing GTA Online was one of the worst experiences I have had…

Why is this a video?

There is no reason to own a Switch with the Steam Deck on the market.

Always love how for the “game of kings” the Chess world remains filled with divas over what is essentially just a board game people take way too seriously.

You should watch Léon: The Professional (1994). An 11 year old Natalie Portman goes absolutely off the rails.

This game was a flaming train wreck that I proceeded to play for 200+ hours. For all its flaws, the biggest tragedy of Cyberpunk 2077 is that the world designers and art team that made Night City don't get the credit they deserve for building one of the best open world spaces in gaming history. Night City truly is…

Holy crap, can you please not feed into the whataboutism? At least not yet?

Him leaving Jalopnik was the beginning of the end of god tier level writers over there.

Even though I could never afford it (obviously) I think this is ridiculously awesome. I feel like Jalopnik currently has the biggest disconnect in terms of how writers see their takes being received, and what their actual reading audience is. Most of us like to see cool stuff, especially if it was repurposed like this.

So they’re repurposing a ship that would otherwise be dismantled in an environmentally friendly manner, and your take is it’s bad, just because it’s for a billionaire?