I was thinking the perfect end credit scene would be Peter Walking back into the hotel room and and voice from the corner goes “Well it’s nice to me you spider-man” like Fury in the trailer. Parker turns around and it’s Ryan Reynolds Deapool. Parker goes “Who the hell are you” Deadpool responds “ What the fuck man?…

I don’t know, I think Michael B Jordan would like a word with you.

Christopher Titus 2020. Lewis Black as VP

Yeah in Pittsburgh where I live there is a war going on between 2 big (around here) insurance companies so the hospitals are basically split down the middle of one I can go to and ones I can’t because of my employee healthcare plan. And all the one I can’t go to are the ones I would choose to go to if I were able.…

Yeah I would pay to watch Jeffrey Donovan or Jon Bernthal read the backs of soup cans for 2 hours.

This is the thing I didn’t know I needed until you said it. This would be amazing.

Wait, this is real? I someone post this on another article a few minutes ago and assumed it was fake. “Not even he is that stupid” I thought to myself. Jokes on America I guess.

Serious question. She seems to want the power and respect that comes with being the top person in the party so why hasn’t she run for president? And if she has and I missed it when did she do it?

Hulk

Yeah I have like 3 AMC theaters in my area and I couldn’t find a showing at any one of them so either they weren’t showing at the theaters where I am (Big-ish city so that’s kinda doubtful) or it was already sold out.

Yeah you won’t be too sleep deprived. Just sleep through these two. 

This really sounds like a Dementia thing. Seems like he is confusing his father and his grandfather. I would say he should be checked out but I know damn well that’s not gonna happen 

General Booty is all for starting the space force. Keeps trying to invade Uranus.

This

We just have to give it time. I’m sure the legends are working to fix this as we speak.

I’ve seen this argument a lot but never the counter argument that it also took 2 superheros (Spider-man and Ironman) like 5 minutes to get off one damn glove.

Or stupid, don’t forget stupid. Mouth breathers are like 80% of the people that voted for him in the first place.

Manchester United MacGyver has to be fake. I refused to believe that is someones real name.

This was my first thought as well.

This is the truest thing said today.