Brings another meaning to "That's a pain in the buns."

Except eating there may cause one to die, so in order to maintain truth in advertising standards, it would have to be "Eat and possibly die! (but you'll definitely die if you don't eat)"

Everybody has fucking 60 inch flatscreens these days anyway; kids aren't hauling those things out to the pool and upstairs to their closet!

Terriers is on Netflix streaming.

I think the worst movie I can think of in the case of pointless celebrity voices is Shark Tale, with Will Smith, Renee Zellweger, Angelina Jolie, and a shitload of other crappy famous faces that did nothing in the way of worthwhile voice work. Who wanted to hear Martin Scorsese as a nervous blowfish?

Wasn't he also Willie Nelson, the monster who lived in the attic?

I expected him to look like Dr. Orpheus' three-headed-dog boss.

"Catch the Excitement!
Catch the Adventure!
Catch the Hawk!"

"Oh, to be in love in gay Paree!"

Or Charlie's Angels 2.

I actually enjoy this movie quite a bit, although I didn't see it until around 1999 on basic cable (TNT, probably). I later recommended it for a movie night with a group of Christian friends, and we were all pretty scandalized by the stuff that had gotten edited out for TV, like a bit where a dog is sniffing at…

Or the ceramic busts.

Yeah, I definitely don't agree that British-ish people are good at American accents, although there are exceptions. I still find it hard to believe that Dominic West is British, but when Colin Farrell attempts to play American, it's kind of laughable, unless he's playing it over the top, like in Phone Booth. Ewan…

There is at least one Hulk-style moment where good-doctor sics his alter ego on the abusive husband, which was pretty hilarious. I also thought it was pretty amusing how the abused wife wouldn't leave her husband since she's been together with him since she was fourteen, but after the doctor goes to their house and…

There's actually a hint in that direction, in a scene where the good version of the doctor wants to do brain surgery on a patient while keeping him conscious, and his sniveling rival (a glasses-wearing nerdy doctor who is mean to his underlings and gets put in his place by the jerk version of the doctor, who comments…

When I was a kid, my mom and sister watched lots of musicals, and I HATED them, probably out of a desire to establish a contrarian personality or something. Up through college, I remember making the argument that it's ridiculous for people to suddenly start singing and dancing, since that never happens in real life,…

When I was a kid, my mom and sister watched lots of musicals, and I HATED them, probably out of a desire to establish a contrarian personality or something. Up through college, I remember making the argument that it's ridiculous for people to suddenly start singing and dancing, since that never happens in real life,…

Ray Charles' number is pretty great too, with all the people in the street breaking out into dance and doing all the moves the song mentions.

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