That 2k check comment got the centrists riled right up. Keep up the excellent work.

Jason Sudeikis has done what most famous men in their 40s do when their relationship ends, which is start dating a blonde model roughly 10 years their junior

And Hillary.

It looks like the Giants were longer down with JPP.

It was later discovered that he had only bought the organization so that he could hold a “Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Rat In a Cage Match”.

Do you think he made a wish while the Nats were getting blown out?

He really does deserve the opportunity to break something else.

Let me guess.. He’s “exhausted.”

As a DC and Batman fan, I am not associated with those people who claim to be fan and say “This movie is amazing! Marvel idiots just don’t get it!” Also here:

In the 2016 Conan becomes Supreme Overlord of South Korea.

And as a Giants fan I will start the day with 3 fingers of bourbon.

Do you mean to suggest that there's a misogyny problem in rap music? You don't say?! I can't believe it.

Not without a green card joke being thrown in (by everyone's favorite woman-beating white guy) for good measure, though

Just watch this.

"Kanye also insists in the interview that Kim and Beyonce get along. "They love each other. They respect each other. [...] When Beyonce is working on her album she has pictures of Kim on the wall because Kim represents powerful women."

Lets not forget how he bravely defended the Superdome against Al Qaeda.