You can come first all you want, if no one uses it then youre last.

The problem isn't who comes first, it's execution and marketing.

Yeah, see, people will actually use this.

Dodge/SRT Viper

"Hey there buddy, cutting me in half? That's just fine, I like to be cut in ha~ no, not segments! Nooooo...."

Why are you measuring this bike's weight in butter? IS PAULA DEEN FINALLY MAKING HER WAY BACK INTO THE FOLD?

Oh come on. The Hyundai Genesis looks exactly like a generic Mercedes. It's so blatant.

I thought the Dictator had troops to fight for him.

I've never understood this obsession with wanting your pictures to look like they are from the 70's.

The exception to this is earbuds. I often have mine plugged in and use the volume-up button on the mic remote as a shutter release.

aaaaaaamen.

What about filters that allow you to adjust shadows, highlight, white balance and saturation? I would hardly call those controls horrible.

^{HOLD PHONE HORIZONTALLY}

I always thought it was a shit ton of slaves

I was sure that Lawn Darts would be on the list.

Exactly what I need...

In soviet russia, building abandons you!

Torch, I am very much looking forward to your expose on fender mounted fiber optic light monitors.

Wow, so you are going to buy this car then?