All the cursing just makes you sound ignorant. Or was that the point?

There is never a wrong day to show up baked at work.

Someone at Univision is thinking How much did we pay for this? right now.
ha ha

oh, millenials are going to "fix" things. can't wait for that.

This is one leaked nude I’m going to have to pass on.....

fun fact:

The next stupid, rich white person trend.

They [his dreads, not dreads in general] are a verifiable crime against good taste.

“It’s one thing if it was true, but I have to say I’m pretty devastated that they’d go so far to make something up to mock and ridicule me so much.”

Dont trust unattended brownies, people. They’re bad news.

we’ll have to agree to different interpretations then

“Aww, shoot.”

El Shehaby? More like El She-baby amirite?

I am a translucent Vrgydd from VY Canis Majoris 8 (our species is hermaphroditic). I have no stake in this. My planet’s liquid surface is several thousands of miles below the gaseous methane strata that I typically inhabit so the concept of swimming is utterly foreign to me. I am completely unmoved.

You wink, but articles like this usually come from Gawker media millenials.

Lol. Did I trigger you?

No it makes him a fucking jabroni for eating his fried chicken with a fork and knife

In the cosmic sense, do any of us really have any control?

$70 for tonight’s game against the Giants, don’t think he was in the Diamond Club, they wouldn’t put up with that very long.