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I guess it’s funny to joke about Crohn’s.  Generally, the rule with mocking a lifelong illness is to punch up, i.e. jokes are reserved for sufferers of the disease themselves... but I don’t know you or your medical history, so sure. Haha.

Pete Davidson first appeared on SNL about four years before his relationship with Ariana Grande. That same year, he contemplated suicide, not long after he was diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder.

I agree with everything you said except how his ex “barely said anything negative at all.” Ariana talked about his sexual organ openly & constantly & publicly in a joking way, and thinking that he should be grateful & happy about that because he’s a guy is another kind of sexism, really. I’d be mortified and

This ain’t Mulan.

Thank you. I really don’t get the tone of this article. 

...died on Saturday in a tragic accident.

This is some Westworld shit

Why don’t you WATCH the movie like a regular person instead of shitting on something you haven’t seen? Fucking idiot.

Jim Spanfeller killed the morale to the point where a bunch of important people left, and everyone remaining is sad and angry?

I was surprised to learn that 346,639 Minis were sold (to whom?) last year

They made that point ten years ago.

It’s really the opposite.  It’s amazing his handlers would allow him out in public like this knowing how much he’s hated outside his little bubble.

It’s almost like THEY are the Walking Dead! AMIRITE?!

Jesus Christ, those suggested Deadspin links.

This is so ridiculous. Everybody knows these jokes refer to the very real fact that high calorie/high sugar foods are a major cause of obesity, which in turn is a major risk factor for Type 2 diabetes. I’m willing to bet most people with T1, which is genetic disease they had no control over, understand that these

So obviously dude should get the surgery and get his goddamn game check back, but I want to address this:

This is a rather amusing article that reeks of being a Take That to your bosses.

I don’t care how many shots he hits or total points he scores- watching James Harden play basketball just sucks.

No television show is, to be honest.

“I’m just naturally a monster.”