Pope Thrower has the best chance.

Chocolate and peanut butter is delicious. Chocolate and orange can get fucked. 

I once silently farted and it smelled exactly like firecracker smoke. Like, my wife asked me if I smelled fireworks. It was probably all the gunpowder I’d eaten for lunch that day.

not to mention ball-stank.  you smell like ball-stank

That’s because I refuse to stop throwing my Arby’s bags out of my Tercels window.

Mayo is fantastic Sometimes I get extra.

The puppy is great, but the best part is that the family didn’t bring him home till a few weeks into the season so they get to keep him for seven years instead of six.

Hockey is boring on TV? As opposed to, say, football? Bunch of roided out dickheads in tights standing around for awhile followed by 5 seconds of action followed by some asshole jumping up and down like he cured cancer over doing the most basic play followed again by another boring period of time standing around. Oh,…

You seem fun, I take back everything I said about Bruins fans. Clearly they are all level headed charming people, such as yourself.

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

“I’m fucking unstoppable.”

No shit, everyone’s acting like he overcame cancer! More like “self-inflicted arrogant asshole finally wins another game a decade later”

No worries, and that doesn’t diminish his accomplishment. I just get sick of mostly the media ball licking a guy who in my opinion is a dick. 

Athletes are measuring sticks.  

PooJave, you know I’m a fan of your posts, but here as one person that has actually worked with Tiger I have to vehemently disagree.

He certainly didn’t do too well in the husband arena, did he?

Horizon Zero Dawn didn’t gave the choice to play a male, and strangely, my instinct tell me you didn’t had any problem with that

BF1942 and Desert Combat mod was the most fun I had with this entire series.

God, I loved 1942's Market Garden map. Just an absolute madhouse every time.