there’s always the next routine fly ball

I’d LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to see a team in Portland. Imagine that rivalry between them, Vancouver, and Seattle.

I see that “shit on your date” is not one of your options. I have a bad feeling I’ve been going about this all wrong. 

OK, but did you shit before, during or after the date?

Obviously the Wendy’s guy.

As a Canadain, still living in this land. No team located in this country should ever win the cup again.

If you don't want someone to stop and stare at a home run (an objectively cool thing to do), don't let him hit a home run off your pitch

I use denture tabs to clean mine every day, which is necessary because they are truly disgusting after a night of being repeatedly coated with slimey saliva.

You can’t stop Joel Embiid. You can only hope to contain him.

These just look AAFul.

Bledsoe caught the ball, he should not have been removed from the game.

Right up there with the guy in New England who still manages to draw inspiration from beating all the teams who passed on him 5-6 times in the draft.

If you’re starting an NFL team from scratch and have one of these people to choose from as a building block of success, where is your vote?

Well, here’s your problem. Why did nobody tell me the Packer’s president is just Mark Davis wearing a hat?

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

Those things that Rodgers did wrong sound like reactions to years of trying to find ways around the doofus above him. Hopefully that experience didn’t break him forever, and he’ll be a better teammate in a more functional environment, but I think this is one common way shitty bosses get made, so he might just always…

Aaron Rodgers is Petty.

Can agree. Actually been reading a lot of lore lately. New season has a big focus on The Nine and the Drifter and hooo boy. Some bombs have been dropped.

This reporting could impose a massive shift in industry culture. This is huge. Thank you for covering this.

I saw Acoustic Neuroma at the Felt Forum.  Sick show.