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I stand by my take re: Nicholson vs Ledger.

This take is bad and incorrect. While there can be bad flavors of Oreo (fuck your shit, Red Velvet) there are, in fact, never too many kinds of Oreo.

Jokers ranked:

Sure, sure, I get it, but I’m going to need you to drop off a bag of those lemon oreos on your way in tomorrow.

I want that bat flip as a Deadspin HoF nominee.

Give me five bees for a quarter.

In an otherwise healthy and loving relationship, my girlfriend does one thing that drives me absolutely BATSHIT. She calls me when she’s leaving work, and proceeds to talk to me on the phone for the entirety of her 10-minute drive. My God, woman, save it and we can have this conversation in person in ten minutes, why…

nuh uh, i’m all horned up and thirsty for blood, you can’t stop this

Man, I think red onions are my favorite onions, specifically when raw, because they pack so much punch. A quick scan of this comments section shows that this is apparently an extremely unpopular opinion and now I feel like those standing-wiper freaks.

What kind of onion do you think is best to wear on your belt? As the style was, back in the day?

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I’ve been waiting for the Schreier breakdown of how this fell apart far more than the game itself.

Better get used to Leclerc upstaging Vettel.

Well. LeBron James isn’t going to the Finals. The Cleveland Cavaliers aren’t going to the Finals either. And I have every reason to believe the Warriors aren’t getting that far either.

I’m a casual fan, having only followed the Premier League since the 2010-11 season. I used to call myself a neutral but have recently decided to call myself a MUFC supporter even though I don’t claim to be any sort of “true fan” or whatever. Anyway, the idea that Ole Gunnar would not be selected as the real Manager or…

It's just not Fulham without any Americans on the roster

I’ve been a Fulham fan for almost 15 years now. It’s been up-and-down; the heights of the Euro League final, the lows of the Michael Jackson statue. But this season has been awful. I didn’t expect them to challenge for a top-10 spot this year, but it would be nice for them to have shown *some* life. I accepted the…

or, you know, root for the Brewers