A sunflower seed cut vertically into 15 pieces and a cookie made out of cracker crumbs.

Those are St. Louis style sunflower seeds and cookies. He’s just picked up a little piece of the culture.

Just going to leave Van Gaal’s very recent comments here:

The fact that he’s not on the merry-go-round of EPL coaches is exactly what makes him such an interesting proposition for United imo. He’s not that far removed from their locker room himself either, and I imagine he’s learned a lot under the tutelage of Alex Ferguson. For what it’s worth and as idealistic as it…

Nobody tunes in every week hoping a coaches challenge and 5 minutes of dead ball “action” featuring 50 year olds huddling and watching tape leads the way to a thrilling victory.

Yes, this happened to me, too, and it’s wonderful!

I had the opposite happen to me when I began CPAP treatment. I nightly have dreams so vivid that when I return to the Waking World I am almost always left with a deep melancholy. Mostly because I dream of all those who I loved in life who are now dead.

I think it is a supervillan origin story. Do you not remember the Cavity Creeps? WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!

The other day my wife was still in bed and I was almost done brushing and I realized I was using her toothbrush.

Many people are celebrated for their accomplishments without any regard for their own personal character.

I’m just glad he won the Super Bowl in his last game. It’s fitting to see a Patriots player have a happy ending.

I dont like cynical sports strategies.

The Mets leaving spring training probably resembles this,

My morals and my soul were shaped by the most wonderful woman, the love of my life, who I was blessed to have as my partner for 50 years.”

Well Barry if your asking, I fucked last night and this morning just don’t ask with whom because I’m still a little hazy

Leave Imos alone! LEAVE IT ALONE!

The ninth circle of hell is cold, though, which means that it could at least be used as a hand warmer. Curse those Missourians for taking away its one potential positive!

Artest tried to replace his anger by changing his name to World Peace and it didn’t really work out, so I suggest Smart double down and change his name to something more aggressive. Suggestions? I kind of like Marcus The Flagrant.

Please God, let this be the 4-5 matchup in the first round, and let it go the maximum.

We’re here for a good time.... not a long time.