Eh, the tip-slam was a fine and important play, but playing along with the idea that this goes any distance toward balancing out the earlier humiliation is Extreme Cornball Homer Shit. For one thing, Giannis was already beneath the hoop when that ball came off it and all Simmons did was jump up behind him, rather than…

I mean, he’s not saying “Hey, I think you faked the moon landings, prove me wrong.” He’s saying (albeit awkwardly) “why do you think people believe that the moon landing was fake?” It’s a perfectly reasonable question IMO. 

He just wanted those kids to stop their Evil Ways...

Goddammit, I was ripping on one category of shitty commenters, and I became “wrong Kinja site commenter-guy”

I love this and its potential. I truly sat at this screen for a while last night. All the time I‘ve invested in this game and world made this decision feel weighty.

First, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Young Gen-Xers. “And you can count. On me waiting for you in the parking lot.” Greatest line in cinematic history

Shoo-bit-a-ba-ba-bow

Iocum quidem supra caput volant.

This news was rough, which, of course, was also how his mother took it.

what about corn syrup? -это сообщение принесено вам световой москвой

Your girlfriend is probably already interviewing prospective trainers as we speak anyways.

If the team lost its playoff by one point I have to assume it’s because McCarthy kicked three field goals from the 2-yard line instead of going for it.

Canadians! They’re just as horrible as everybody else.

I heard he called poutine “shitty soggy fries”.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single.