Sometimes it takes an idiot...

Amendment...Wikipedia claims Mr. Paul was a Producer on The Source....

The Source makes me sad...

The Warriors was already “Re-made”...into a pretty decent Xbox game titled “The Warriors”. (go figure...) I think they only made it for the original Xbox...maybe the PS2...I don’t know...I’ve got it on Xbox.

Samuel L. Jackson from Kingsman had a great plan....damn those plucky English Gentlemen...damn them...

For the record...IKEA furniture is junk. It’s not really furniture...it’s just insanely cheap particle board held together with a shit-ton of wooden dowels and a few cheap screws, that then forms the shape of furniture.

So scientists say it’ll be hot later? And the predict that the oceans will rise? Where the hell have I been?

I didn’t notice that until you said it!!! Your so right...that makes no sense. How did that slip through ? Isn’t there someone who’s supposed to pay attention to plot hole type stuff and continuity?

I concur....let that shit go man....

Exactly! Suspend disbelief and embrace the absurdity!

Lucifer is a predictable mess. Spoiler...in the end, he’s not Lucifer...wow!

Simpson’s did it

Coming off a little pretentious there, buddy...

It will only be a loss for humanity as a whole. The movie will make a fuck-ton (yes, that’s an actual unit of measure) of cash prompting multiple sequels & merchandise. Happy meals will feature toys in the Angry Birds likeness...t-shirts will fill our children’s schools...a spin off cartoon will air on Cartoon…

Let’s not forget Castle Greyskull...

He’s Ben Solo in this version of the EU for a reason. How else are we to link in the Kenobi? Obi Wan dies in the original trilogy and we have to have something that leads the audience back to him so that Rey can have Obi Wan be her Grandfather. It makes more sense for Luke to be her father...way too simple if Luke is…

This is truly the thing nightmare are made of. The people who built these hell-spawn had to have known they would cause people to wake in the middle of the night, covered in sweat, heart pounding, and adrenaline pumping. I don’t know why they seem so creepy...but damn those mechanical reindeer...no,…

Yeah, who would have thought a movie created by an American film company, with American actors, specifically created and marketed for American audiences...oh wait...I see what they did there...damn those fat cats sitting on Hollywood Hill...

.......my spidy-sense is tingling....no, wait....my foot’s asleep.

The FACT that water can do Math better than me is absolutely blowing my mind...