Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

(shrug) ok.

Even tech manuals usually have a fall-rise-fall. You know, the first part when not a single word of it makes sense and then it starts to click and you think you’re getting the gist of it then finally you realize what little you thought you understood was wrong and you’re completely lost.

They’re like its own little yamulke!

“0% - show your work! See me after class.”

You’ll wake up one day to your home playing a free U2 album.

Absolutely.

i must live on a different planet, cause i’m blocking people for sharing garbage at a record rate

It’s like being in a science fiction film said Captain Piccard of the NCC-1701 Solar Impulse 2.

I’m the complete opposite. I almost always sleep better than I have in months when I sleep anywhere else.

Interestingly, “Mutant Mushroom” turns out to be literally correct. The most common cultivar of Agaricus bisporus we grow is probably a recent mutation: it’s descended from a clump of white mushrooms found in a crop of brown ones in 1926.

Thanks, I stand corrected.

Humanity doesn’t have time to sit around for the natural selection process of evolution to occur. Not to mention humans try so hard to go against natural selection by making it easy for people of all genetic disorders to live and reproduce.

In fact, you should generally not insert random anythings into your anything.

They’ll probably downplay it in marketing, because if they end up driving the perception that it’s a medical device, the regulations they’ll have to meet will crush their product.

So using certain technologies makes us unable to recognize the negatives of using them or talking about them?

A wizard is never large, nor is he small. He takes up exactly as many gigabytes as he means to.

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

They’re using metagenomics, which is quite a bit different than qPCR and only semi-quantitative at best. Typically the technique relies on using universal primers that target shared gene fragments amongst all the organisms you’re profiling (so in a bacterial study, the 16S rRNA gene). I’m actually not sure what…