warmypants
warmypants
warmypants

I wasn’t allowed to have toy guns or anything like that, no. Loud noises like backfires or whatever weren’t really an issue; my dad said it was noises in the distance that set him off, not immediate to him. And, yeah, big crowds or crowded restaurants were a no-go. Also, any establishment he was in he had to be seated

:high five: My dad did Vietnam too and came back a changed man (per my mom). Did you grow up never having firecrackers or going to see fireworks, going to crowded places (movies, the fair) and not being able to jump out at your dad at any time.

Worked for Gamestop for 3 years as a store manager. I was fired for paying my employees out of pocket to help me out off the clock because corporate pulled all my hours during Christmas time so I was soloing a fucking store by myself. I doubt none of this.

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

Can we get IDs on the assholes laughing and clapping when this happened?

I. Ya Mar, Blowing off studying for Pre-cal test but yolo, Harpua, Texting Steve about that Harpua, Calling Mike’s Song, Wading in a Velvet Sea

LSD + THC @ MSG = XTC

He’s not wrong. The people who are willing to look past Trump bragging about committing sexual assault because he promised them that The Steel Mill Will Reopen! weren’t going to be dissuaded by him saying “n****r”—in part because so many of them use the word themselves.

My kids knew about the election, but there was no outburst like that. Don’t live vicariously through your kid.

The only way your kid knows he’s terrrible is you telling, projecting, or complaining to the kid. Unless you birthed a child prodigy, your kid only knows the details of the election through you.

Speak for yourself

...So this is the way the guy likes to piss. Who gives a crap, better than the fucking idiots that piss all over the seat. If this guy can aim, show more.

You have to be so, so bored to care about the Indians Logo, Redskins Name, etc...

Yeah, it’s a civil case so money is the only issue. I could just as easily call her a money grubbing slut as you called him a rapist. Goes both ways.

This is seriously awesome. You’re carrying on the Gawker Media tradition of doing smart, challenging, in your face work. Keep it up.

That’s a lot of beverages (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) for a 13-minute “concert”. 5 t-shirts? 5 towels? Is he soaking the towels in juice and squeezing them into his mouth? Does he have a battery-powered towel squeezer which is why he needs all those batteries? I have so many questions.

The NFL: Where it’s totally legal to shoot a guy full of horse tranquilizer to get him to play through pinched nerves and torn muscles,but don’t get caught trying to cope with your mental issues by smoking (basically) legal weed!