Let me see if I follow this argument:

The hockey stans will note that the kickee still makes the tackle while Lebron gets elbowed in the head and has to sit out for 10 minutes.

Wrong. A couger is nothing like bear. A healthy adult male should be able serious challenge a couger and quite possibly win. Two men should not end up with one dead.

Apparently, we’ve been regulated to “never get to enjoy it again” territory.

“To crummy for even the braves”.... you know we are 28-17, right? Or is deadspin as uninformed as espn now? SMH

Fransithco Lindor

Sadly, there’s no Mamma Luccia’s in Tampa Bay

(a) On Deadspin being to the right of Mao basically makes you an alt-right sympathizer, regardless of the actual details of your views. I’m exaggerating of course, but it’s not that far off from the truth.
(b) Even if the above weren’t true, I’m sure most of the Deadspin staff have a huuuuuuuuuge problem with…

What’s your issue with Jordan Peterson? I’m genuinely curious. Most of his viewpoints seem to be in line with classical liberalism.

I don’t know why he doesn’t - it’s almost like he’s choking on it.

It’s about time he coughed up an explanation.

I didn’t realize Steve Nash had come out of retirement.

“but for one reason or another it was cut from the final show”

This is especially embarrassing for Drake if you consider the fact that he doesn’t even write his own cusses.

Lex Luger approves of that running lariat.

look man, this is the third player hes knocked out of the game with a hit to the head, in the last nine games. aston reese has a broken jaw and a concussion, the jaw will require surgery. wilsons been headhunting, blatantly, and to devastating effect, and the NHL is consistently doing nothing about it.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

After finding out that Rosen was not gay, Highsmith decided to just pick either Mayfield, Rosen, Darnold or Allen’s name out of a hat.

Unless Rosen’s girlfriend is homeless, I don’t see how any of this is relevant information.

Knows who Vince Russo is, pretends not to be a pro wrestling fan.