Fucking Walking in Memphis.

Spend a bit more to get a decent gaming PC, recoup that extra amount by buying discounted games during Steam sales.

Uh.. no, I am telling you that those things were, in fact, widespread and common in the 90s. I was a teen in the 90s. These are all things that were pretty damn ubiquitous. The picture quality wasn’t as high.

There were absolutely webcams and digital cameras and scanners and Polaroids. It was still a thing that was possible.. but not much practiced because it’s more fun to do shit that doesn’t leave a verifiable history.

Fuck, I was a teen in the 90s. We had webcams, digital cameras... but that didn’t mean we didn’t know all that shit, too. I’d like to say kids these days are dumber, I’m not sure if that’s true or not, but it sure seems to me, an Old, like they’re far more trusting of those least deserving of trust and far more wary…

god damn you pinkham. this shit looks so good it made me become a vegan just so i could quit being a vegan for this delicious hunk of flesh.

Own fault, sure... except I’m still trying to figure out how I managed to get one after drinking 4 beers over a 6-hour period of time, my last being finished an hour and a half before I left.

Andre the Giant could shotput a VW Beetle the length of a football field yet had the muscle tone of Gene from Accounting

I’d agree but a french press is like, 20-40 bucks, tops, and a decent grinder’s gotta be like.. idk... 30-50? but a lot of grocery stores you can use their grinder anyway, it’s not as good as fresh-ground every morning but not bad!.. and an electric tea kettle’s like. 10 bucks? 15? idk. total cost not much more than a…

WHEN THE CAFFEINE SHORTAGE ARRIVES I WILL SLAY YOUR DECAFFED CHILDREN TO RECLAIM THEIR BEANS FOR MY TRIBE! >8|

The freakiest sexual partners I have ever had were all, at one point in their younger lives, Catholic.

Thank you for explaining. I didn’t understand, that was one possible thought I had but no matter my curiosity there was no goddamned way I was going to play that video or google any-damned-thing about it.

I’m 34 and just popped open a beer, I’m just hoping Charon’s boat will be rocking out the best hits of the 90s as it takes us to our grave.

It’s not the worst fake accent in a song I’ve heard. My store’s got some godawful pop country bullshit with THE. PHONIEST. goddamned Southern accent I have ever heard, and that’s including intentionally terrible over-the-top shit too. Couldn’t tell you a single lyric or who it’s by, though, I just spend the whole song…

One is “hey, check your shit out, something’s not right” and the other is “shit’s on fire, yo”

That’s identical to my ‘99 Grand Am, so.. they may have used it elsewhere, but, uh. That’s what I look at every goddamned day.

Don’t forget the part where they kicked the ladder out from under them once they got up.

No one’s ever accused Valve of moving too quickly

the ticket is a lie!

To which she coyly replies, “What underwear?”