I know a lot of people who voted for Bush twice who are voting for Bernie, possibly even switching parties to make sure he gets the nomination over Hillary, so.. yeah. There’s that.

None of the Dem candidates had a chance against Bush, honestly. Sure, it was “close”, but.. it wasn’t going to happen. Kerry won the chance to lose, that’s all.

For a long time I honestly didn’t think he was going to win his first election... but then Palin just kept. fucking. talking. I hope he sent her a thank-you card.

Look, I’m not saying it’s a sure thing, but... a fucking twig with a rock glued to it could beat the Republican nominees. The Republicans have not put forth a viable candidate since G-dubs. Yes, that includes Trump, I don’t expect he’ll even get the nomination and if he does it’s only because the Republicans would be…

That is goddamned adorable.

New Jersey is not a part of the rest of the East Coast. New Jersey is.. just.. man just don’t go there, like, do I need to explain why? Stay the fuck out of Jersey, you’ll never regret never having gone there, ever.

Some people like sweet with their savory.

Yeah honestly you know what’s the bigger problem?

I thought the point of those yoga pants is that they were see-through. Which, yeah, thin material like that is gonna wear pretty quick given some friction.. but, yeah. So I’m not sure — I’m a dude — is the point of that brand of yoga pants NOT to be slinky see-through? You ladies are aware your ass and panties…

Armor-piercing is.. a bit odd. There are bullets designed specifically to penetrate kevlar body armor, or to defeat ceramic/metal trauma plates.. normal every-day folks don’t get those, though. That’s military stuff.

Basically any modern hunting rifle will defeat your standard body armor. Or even your fancier less-standard body armor.

I work at a walmart and people come in with shit that’s got Target stickers on it and are LIVID when they can’t exchange the item, because they JUST BOUGHT IT HERE LAST WEEK.

Except 2 of them actually can act fairly well, so, I mean. There’s that.

Mine was a gift too! Sis and her hubby got it for me. Neither of them ever had used one, they just knew I like coffee and was eyeballing them.. haven’t broken it though. That.. would.. I would be out angry-shopping in a robe and slippers.

UGH. So Monday nights I take out the trash. I often just walk up my neighbor’s driveway to get it out to the alley, because hey.. I can do that barefoot (I don’t enjoy walking through the grass at night barefoot for.. reasons).

Not sure if that’s the greatest thing or the worst thing, but a puddle of barf full of bugs in a bank sure is... sure is SOMEthing

Anyone wanna hear about my stupid boner?

French press master race reporting in.

Starbucks coffee is shit. If you buy beans from them they’re not bad, but it’s more expensive than finding them elsewhere. I highly recommend a french press and a decent (not overly expensive needed, but not $20 walmart special) grinder. Coffee’ll actually have body, and with a light roast it’s I swear to god sweet.…

The first CDs I ever purchased for myself, which were fairly late as for a while I just didn’t listen to music.. were NIN’s Downward Spiral (because it was the mid-90s, so of course) and Garbage, purchased at the same time. Fuck yeah go me-20-years-ago. I actually have put that Garbage CD in within the past few…