DoD was such a fun game. Got my dad playing it for a little while with me. He was.. much better than I had expected to be honest. But he did beat Castlevania, so, I mean. I’ve never fucking beat Castlevania.

I checked off like at least a third of your list, that means I’m pretty super hot right?

D:

That’s kinda humanity in a nutshell. Imagine some alien visitors landing here.. once. They’d never come back. Even if they could overlook half the planet trying to kill them for being different, there’s still that other half that won’t stop trying to fuck them and that’s not much better.

Yep, public school in PA, we covered this. I can’t remember what grade but I do remember hearing about those awesome ships packed like sardines, the massive loss of life, and hey just in general, SLAVERY’S KINDA FUCKING AWFUL.
On the other hand, lot of rebel flags around here. Always have been. I don’t fucking get it,…

Me too. I don’t know if that makes me a bad music person or not, but I really honestly prefer his version

Fun Fact: Tool fans are assholes, and I say this as a Tool fan. I’ve seen them in concert, not even Tool fans like Tool fans. Because they are assholes.

I once ordered 50 burgers from a McDonald’s.. and then called back 3 minutes later to cancel it. Not me, personally. I feel that is important.

“wheel”.

Is she as batshit crazy as she appears to be? NOTE: She appears to be all of the batshit crazy.

STILL mad because I have that damned box set (the SE one, not the 25th, so it’s got the first improved deathstar explosions but lacks Jabba in New Hope and nooooo Hayden in there anywhere). Except I’m missing, iirc, Return. Someone borrowed it. Like 15ish years ago. Godfuckingdamnit.

The world would be a better place with more sluts being even bigger sluts.

A FRIEND OF MINE IS THE SAME WAY! That’s so weird, and so unfortunate, and I feel so bad for the both of you.

Me too, although that very well could have been me.

Sometimes I’m a giant dick. Once while camping and drinking a friend asked for some of my 151, I said sure, you can have as much as you like in one swig.

I assume they paid you in acorns and stale popcorn, being crazy.

If I could somehow magic together figs and grapefruit that would grow in the mid-atlantic region of the east coast, i’d probably just.. do that forever. ALSO BANANAS. Coffee I’m totally willing to destroy the environment to continue consuming. I’m not perfect, fuck you give me coffee.

My German/English/mongrel heritage demands a diet rich with grains that have been worked over thoroughly by enterprising yeast.

WELP. Can’t say I’m shocked. Goddamn. Last I knew even the worst parts of Africa had moved past eating people. There are good people in the middle east, but the worst of them are determined to turn back all progress in the worst ways possible.

They uh.. they are pretty close i’d say actually yeah. I’ve not heard of them eating people, but I’d not be too shocked, either. They’ve not killed as many as Hitler or Stalin or Mao but it’s not for lack of trying, and the things they are doing and the way they are doing them will cause more long-lasting damage to…