Starred not for Motley Crue, but for fighting, just in case you’re keeping score.

To be fair to everyone else... Lucille Ball looked fantastic. I can’t fault people for emulating.

THIS IS NOTHING WEIRD. Redheads are absolutely the best.

use it FOR THE LOVE OF GOD use it! get a coffee grinder, though. it needs a coarser grind than drip. and you will use more coffee than you would think, if you’re used to drip. yeah.. a good pot takes like I don’t even know how much ground coffee, um, experiment but err on the side of too much. i’ve been using one for…

“Depends on who the person is.. and what the goat looks like”

Are you implying Black Shelton ISN’T turrble? ‘cause.. he is. He is absolutely turrble.

BUT HOW ELSE WILL I LET ALL THE OTHER MANIMALS KNOW I WAS THERE? You are mean.

Careful — all-day drinking qualifies as a sport in some areas!

I tried really hard and was constantly shut down when I was 19. Probably for the best, but goddamned if it didn’t seem like such a great idea back then. I mean my car had 60/40 bench seats COME ON!

Pff but I already know the answer to that — public services and infrastructure have become privitized and monetized, so now suck and are incomplete. same reason internet connections in the US cost more but are worse than most the rest of the developed world!

the forests of the Appalachian mountains are downright hostile to human life, people don’t believe me because there’s no lions or tigers and the bears aren’t enormous but that’s not the threat. it’s the goddamned nature itself. i live in PA, round here you get walking out in the woods you can find acres of forest that…

Yeah not implying that they, specifically, should have walked.. but if you can’t it’s a good idea to worry a bit more ahead of time.

It’s not dangerous if you’re prepared. :\

Yeah.. but my gas is only an issue for other people. And I kinda don’t really like other people. I do, on the other hand, love cabbage.

Can confirm, has happened to me. Nothing QUITE that severe, but, yeah. That’s one thing I’ve noticed that warns me when I’ve got a migraine brewing. Think I never noticed because I don’t talk much, but a few years back got a job that requires me to talk pretty much all day long. Fun fun fun. Haven’t tried to pull my…

Medium-rare is where venison should stop. Further than that and there’s just.. it’s.. it’s leather.

It’s not blood! It’s just decaying meat proteins. All the blood is long gone.

Oh god I love that one. Every time my hoopty acts up and I start feeling down for not being able to give it the care it desperately needs, I grab a beer and roll through that sub and me and my car feel so much better about ourselves.

as soon as “under the table” was mentioned i was totally expecting poop.

every time someone brings up saved bread it makes me really want to track down that family and have drinks with them