I’m white and my junk looks black, sometimes I think the aliens that control us just get mixed up and swap parts back and forth without thinking about what they’re doing, which is OK because it makes me feel better about getting drunk at work too
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MIX IT WITH RAISINS AND HONEY AND SOME MOLASSES AND A FEW CHOCOLATE CHIPS MAYBE AND SMEAR THAT SHIT ON GRAHAM CRACKERS.
She could have been pregnant and miscarried at some point but not told anyone. I dunno how far along they schedule c-sections, that could still have been a lie, but it’s a possibility that she was, at one point, pregnant, but is no longer at this point pregnant.
Stop trying to make fetch happen!
FUCKING THIS.
Kindahateyou, kindalovethat
Dear god, what is that from?
That episode *never happened*. It was.. well, the Germans have a word for what was done to it, but it’s not nice, being German.
Dear Chip Kelly,
That sounds like George, yeah.
NEVER PLAY DRINKING GAMES WITH LIQUOR.
Well they’re wrong, she IS funny, and as for the other.. well, look I’m gonna level with you. I’m OK with people holding that opinion. The more people who find her unattractive, the better odds I have of her having to settle for me. I’m not saying I’d wish for it, but hey, if the zeitgeist blows that way and I’m the…
Naw naw, restaurant supply stores sell them to the general public. But.. if you’re buying like a dozen cases I can’t vouch for how well that would go over. I’ve bought 2 before and it was A-OK, I have no idea how many would actually be needed for whipped cream but I still have some left so I might just try that out…
Because he does not understand how being a person works, that’s why.
That’s not true. Not true at all.
Oh shut the fuck up. It’s a thing that happens. It’s as natural as breastfeeding. I’m not a big proponent of nudity, frankly I’m from the east coast and feel even shorts are inappropriate for grown men, but IT’S JUST A THING. 99% of the time it’s fucking mortifying, and barring any lewd and/or obnoxious behavior…
FINALLY SOMEBODY WHO CARES ABOUT MY STUPID BONER!!!
LMAO. I apparently was a happy naked baby too. Strip down and run around.. not quite THAT old but yeeaah.
Can I add to this, Chip Kelly’s trade and draft decisions?
If there’s one thing we can be sure of about Rick, it’s that he’s not afraid of failure.