Last thing I ever need to see is Michael Palin, arguably the most cheerful man in history, cry.

This is Tom Hall, creator of Commander Keen.

Oh good you're almost done with the intro.

Does no one else notice that there is sponsored content on kotaku nearly every day telling you to pre-order video games? The hypocrisy is real

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

On good side... I get the feeling the engine(DQXI was originally done on an older version of the Unreal Engine than the one that supported Switch development and would have had to delay the japanese release had they tried to get the Switch port done first) will indeed be the biggest hurdle and that’ll be mostly it.

I’m…

Got it on PS4 myself but I hear you there. The only reason I even had a PS4 was for Monster Hunter World and this game.

With MHW not only already out on PC now and already beaten(I was surprised by how short it was, really) and MHGenU on my Switch...

Well, the day DQXI hits the Switch will be the day another PS4 will…

Every time I get to a new town or area I just marvel. It is an amazing game.

This is better than I could have ever hoped DQ would look and feel back in the NES days.

Will download and play with the gf when I get home. Then I’ll play this game. HEYOOOO!

Read messages and come across ones that may genuinely help amongst a bunch of goofy messages? Or ignore all messages for fear of finding one that triggers you in real life because of how over sensitive you are? Clearly the second one. What a ridiculous mindset. I'd hate to have the perspective and mindset of someone…

If the worst aspect of the games is some childish jokes in messages that you can ignore, then it must be one of the best game series ever made in that case.

Petty solidly with ya here Royce. To the author: This isn’t well thought out. This isn’t something worth writing about and isn’t something you should find releif over. Immature jackasses leave shit posts in a game you play. Cool. That’s every game on the market. This isn’t a ”gamers” problem. It’s just immature…

I truly, honestly feel sorry for you if you read these kinds of messages, and have that reaction.

Look, sexism isn’t okay

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

The Cultural Revolution in China begins roughly at the time Short Round would have reached Indy’s age in Temple of Doom and there would have been plenty of artifacts for Short Round to rescue from destruction at the time..even without going there, Asia was just kind of bonkers at that time. I’d be so happy to see…

Pictured: Harrison Ford on the set of Indiana Jones 5

We wern’t waiting.

Was going to say, that’s quite a claim considering Diddy’s Kong Quest exists.

As the producer of both games I second this comment :)