You must have some reasonably sane drivers on your commute. If I tried leaving a gap that large between me and the next guy, 5-7 cars would immediately pass and merge into the space.

Yeah it was too much about six months ago. What’s a word for too much too much?

Clinton better win by a goddamned landslide.

This is too much. This has really, really gone too far.

If I ever needed a legit reason to quit Facebook, that would be it.

You have to charge it like a few times a year, and you can use it while it’s attached to the cable. Or, four minutes of charging get you a full day of use. It’s really not the end of the world.

You have to charge it like a few times a year, and you can use it while it’s attached to the cable. Or, four minutes…

I loved her so much on ANTM! I thought she was actually smart and real, just a goofy stoner. If it comes out that Hanson aren’t natural blondes I’ll be like, “well fuck my youth entirely.”

My thing about guns is...it’s too much power. Too much power and not enough time to consider the consequences. Just one squeeze, a few extra pounds of pressure and you’ve changed lives forever. Frankly it terrifies me to the point that I will never own a gun. Because I know well enough that I don’t want to be near a…

Except most of the things in the world you could fill in your blank space with weren’t created for the express purpose of killing people.

the fact of the matter is having a gun in your house makes it more LIKELY someone will get killed with one.

A small number, thankfully. But a much larger proportion of guns end up used to hurt their owner or a family member than are ever used to protect same.

You realize that all having a gun in your home does is make it more likely that you or your family will be shot right? Nothing about having a weapon in the house makes a person safer. The opposite in the vast majority of cases. And it gives volatile people a quick non-personal means to fucking murder people in the…

I dunno. Hard to blame the guy for a comment he made when she pulled a gun on him.

They make suicide more dangerous. Suicidal people are more likely to try and go through with it if there is a gun in the house.

hot damn this woman could not look any more Texas if she tried.

Meh. Saying something ugly and regrettable in the heat of the moment kind of pales in comparison to murdering your children.

Yes, we can apply it to a lot of things. “Everyone is a responsible banana eater until suddenly they aren’t.”

Everyone is a responsible gun owner until, you know, suddenly they aren’t.

the gun Sheats used to kill her daughters was a “family heirloom,” inherited from her great-grandfather to protect her family. Her daughters will be buried this week in Alabama.

That’s a Deep Thought.