I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

Tom, being not impressed.

This is a rude post.

I could rescue this car.

4 cops with guns on me. Helicopter over my head. They won’t notice if I sliiddddeee to the right and help myself to this police car.

I wonder if she went up, left, down, right, up, left, down, right R1, R1, and got her grenade launcher back.

Why would you want to burden him with one of those? Don't you think he deserves to have a good time while riding after his years of service?

Or give him the freedom to choose his bike, because ‘Murica.

You’d think “hey this guy is a US Veteran...he deserves a brand new American motorcycle”- one of three US companies. Missed opportunity HD, Victory, Indian...

The moral to this story being:
$40 million? HOLY F*CK!

Who’s got the inside track on the *next* racy meme trend?

I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no…

What a class act. And thoughtful.

The gifts to the nanny and the assistant are even more evidence that David Robert Jones was a oner in the best possible way.

Analog dick pics! OMG

That only works until they start demanding more shit pics

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

I've wondered that myself, being a Denver resident. Maybe if you did it on a plane on the ground in Denver, it qualifies?

The mile high club is now defunct. Anyone that wants to try being sneaky in an airliner bathroom these days is braver than me.