That is the shit shittiest lot photo I have ever seen.

Jeez man, hope he heals up soon. I hate getting under my car, even with jack stands and floor jack in place, it terrifies the shit out of me. I still do it.

Solid advice, just don’t look at the new ones when you’re at the dealer. It’ll make you feel like you’re buying a car from 1998.

Gotta say all of those are horrible suggestions. If you have to go with the big car theme, I d say get a really nice car instead of those crapcans and lease an XC90. Its still a SUV, so it is kind of obese and obscene like they all are but at least it gets somewhat decent gas mileage (aka doesnt pollude out planet…

Get the previous generation Volvo XC90. Volvo worked out a lot of the quirks when they did the mild facelift, so it should be pretty reliable. You may be able to find a 2011 or 2012 XC90 R-Design in your budget. If you want power, you could also get the V8.

David Tracy: “Buy an old Jeep”

Ultravan.

Doesn’t want: A sedan

Hey now, my parents paid in cas—

This is the correct answer to the problem. My The bank’s property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

You can see plenty, it’s just a bit of a shitty view

This deserves more stars. When people stop in the middle of the road to let jay walker by, things get nasty and rear ending can happen, Same for all other courtesy.

If that is the case the dashcam owner practices backwards courtesy which is a leading cause of congestion, annoyance, and collisions. Backward courtesy is where the person practicing it decides to be nice to person A at the expense of person B instead of following the written rules of the road.

I’m assuming the BMW guy was one beeping in the beginning at the dashcam car because the light was probably green, but the dashcam car was being nice and letting the schoolbus turn ahead of him.

It’s hard to see when your head is in this position.

What do you know?!? Ricky Bobby was actually telling the truth!

Baby ain’t got back...

Let’s give the guy a break, it seamed like a good idea at the time.

Whoever buys it will probably lose their ass too.