I don’t blame you.

I’m sorry, I got as far as I could, but this is just so dumb. Youtube has an incredible knack for taking things that are awesome and making them stupid.

You found a girl (?) wearing a superman shirt, flexing, in front of a Flex.

Congratulations, Mr. Turbolence88 Loves Spinning Doritos, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Ford Flex which this lovely lady (?) will deliver after flexing is accomplished.

The 500 Abarth has a 0-60 of about 7 seconds vs. 9, is available with a manual, and would be $30,000 cheaper.

Crack pipe. That’s Aston Martin money.

123 horsepower (one-hundred-twenty-THREE) and 147 pound-feet of torque

Maybe its not a weight thing, but more of a “not focusing on taking a piss break” thing.

B+ on the bad armchair lawyer grading scale. If you’d gone over the top and invoked RICO you could have gotten an A. Too bad.

Perfect paddle shift.

Hahaaaa. Any Lethal Weapon reference is a win in my book.

You just need Lethal Weapon 6 references now.

So if you’re black, you can’t catch a cab. If you’re a cop, you can’t catch an Uber. If you’re a black cop, you’re getting too old for this sh*t.

FUN FACT! There are a great number of place across the US which happen to be in “neighborhoods” but not in cities! In fact, just a hair under 50% of the ENTIRE US population lives in such places!

i think they’re only for aerodynamic efficiency or something. some have refrigeration equipment below

The Griswald Bar?

But how are miatas supposed to go between the wheels for drafting on the highway with those side guards on?

Except you know, a little thing called departure angles which are horrible on buses because the back wheels are so far forward.

Now we just need similar equipment for the sides of semi-trailers.