“some of the key systems involved hadn’t been fully restarted in many years and “took longer than expected” to come back online.”

Let me correct that for you:

i laughed very loudly at this

If only there was a way to film those turkeys so they’d all fit in the shot at the same time instead of panning back and forth... Shame.

He does love Fig Newtons

Because public transit in Minnesota is awesome! :/

Came for this. More specifically:

Safety in a collision, you say?

That’s not the price, that is just the current bid. That thing will go for way over 30k.

This is the safest car that will put the love of driving in you. this one is a little over at $27000 but you can find ones for less. No one can escape the spell of a fast wagon the fact that its a Volvo makes it so much better.

I’m the opposite; if you put your signal on, I’ll let you in (if it’s a legal merge/lane change) but if I can tell that you want to get over, but are unwilling to signal, I close that gap up tight.

Um, why? I don’t understand this logic. Turn signals indicate where you’re putting your vehicle next, this information is useful all the time to literally every person around you. Especially in rush hour when there are a shit ton of people around you.

They work fine as long as the ‘Blinker Fluid Reservoir’ is filled to a proper level.

It’s not that BMW signals don’t work. The blinker fluid service just requires a fill-up with every flick of the turn stalk.

That’s why Bimmer drivers don’t use them.

Just an FYI, using a turn single doesn’t give you automatic right of way.

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

Chill out, man! Otherwise, we’re going to need to start up haslancestrollcrashedtoday.com.

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

Pictured: Arch-enemy’s henchmen.