“Around one in five Americans admit to having peed in a swimming pools at least once.”

I thought the 4th movie was the best one since the first. 2 and 3 were so hopelessly convoluted that I can’t find any real value in them. The 4th one went back to a simpler formula and built on character interactions I actually gave a shit about. It wasn’t my favorite movie of all time, but it was fun enough.

I hate to break it to you, but...

Terrific! Do this in a Mustang and it attacks passersby. Do it in a Volvo and receive the gift of CDs.

My favorite because its the one I know the answer to.

I had a 2003 Chevy Cavalier with a manual transmission. It had a little yellow LED in the gauge cluster that lit when you were supposed to shift for optimal fuel economy, according to the manual. It actually was a really good indicator when at partial throttle.

Why? These new transmissions shift so smoothly and intelligently that you will barely notice the difference from the driver’s seat. All you’ll see is the extra MPG that 2 or 3 overdriven gears will give you.

“this guy’s ass is ready to receive it”
Wait... what?

Three people will commit seppuku immediately, but you won’t get a “thank you for your input” form letter for about 6-8 weeks. Lexus is humble like that.

Remember where you came from, Lexus. You may be making world-class sports cars now, but never forget that you started out just being a fancy version of Toyota. You’re hot stuff now, but it’s important to stay grounded to the ground.

If Lexus doesn’t build this engine/car, I will personally send a postcard to their headquarters outlining my severe displeasure.

This is nacho best work, my friend.

You list taco trucks as a failure? Why do you hate America?

A roadside taco truck and no access to restrooms sounds like a winning combination.

I was there, I didn’t know what happen and asked the cashier what happen after I ordered. She said she didn’t want to taco bout it....

I wouldn’t limit to age, but more powerful, sportier car should require a special driving license. It doesn’t make sense that the same license that is valid to a Toyota Yaris is valid to a Ferrari 488 or a Porsche Turbo S.

I wish I hadn’t.

I’m not even going to watch the video. I just can’t. Oh God. My condolences to the father and the rest of the family.