“Look at this crazy markup! You magnificent bastard, I salute you!”

Don’t ever search for Aston Martin loading on Youtube...

You’re thinking of Estes, not the DPRK

I would offer the counterpoint about how flying out of PDX in Portland is actually a fairly pleasant experience, all things considered, but we don’t need more people moving here, so...

no, airport food was expensive before 9/11 too

I’m not saying it’s justified, but part of the puzzle is that airports know they’re renting out space in a captive environment as well. Even if every store in an airport was operating at cost, it’d still be noticeably more than outside. You’ll never get a $6 sandwich for $6. Maybe $8 or $9 though.

Unpopular opinion: Flying is actually an incredible value given that the above-mentioned flying greyhound bus can put you anywhere in the country in a handful of hours and just about anywhere in the world in less than a day. Obviously it would be nice if it were cheaper and more comfortable, but still.

They probably don’t.

NK has officially reached the 1960's.

Oh my g.... *facepalm*

It could.

It’s okay because if you still want to buy a new car that feels like it’s based on horrendously outdated technology there’s the 370Z.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Much worse

In this case “utmost care” could have literally some wood to cut down the angle. That’s all they’d need to keep that thing from scraping. How the hell does an exotic car mover not have wood? If I did that job I’d have wood all the time.

Also

Well, it could have been worse

Not even knowing the numbers, the mustang has got to have the highest gross number, since there are more mustangs sold than any other muscle car.

Not even one chupacobra joke? For shame.