I’m tempted to download it now, just to mess with someone ;P

Great price for such a gem of a car

The MKIII has already started rising in value. I bought my first one many years ago for $3000. It was in good shape and my first sports car. Now I can’t find diddly squat for $3K that is worth my time

Everyone is so stuck in the “retro world” right now that I was able to finally snag a 99 Blackbird for less money than I paid on my Ducati’s last big maintenance job. That being said, we also own a pair of Honda 360's that need a complete restore.

Don’t lie Tracy, you only wrote this article because you want one now.

Pssh, this kind of code stealing has existed for years with garage door openers. I’m only surprised to see it take this long to hit cars.

He said: “I pull more chicks now with $20 in my pocket than I did when I was splashing the bank’s cash.

I see you Tesla Bio Weapon filter and raise you a renewable oxygen generating source

Hahahahaha I thought you were kidding for a moment till I watched the trailer

This was such a problem in WA State that dealers now have to provide you with a copy of your credit report.

An old buddy of mine who owned a Veyron actually told me he didn’t think the Chiron was worth the money. This was after he was seriously looking at one and had also driven a factory owned SS Grand Vitesse.

ELECTRIC

“Henn mailed Sergio Marchionne a check for a deposit of $1 million

55km? Get out of here with that metric crap, John Deere

I had the van, the tank, and the C-130, but my amphibious assault carrier was my favorite. Funny thing is, I ended up stationed on one!

Paypal is all like: “Finally, it wasn’t us!”

I didn’t know Chrysler licensed out their stupid gear shift design

Brakes....

Ooooo, I bought a Blackbird a month ago! The first one I looked at was a pile owned by some drugged out kid (understatement), but the second one was owned by a wonderful man who my wife and I ate dinner with after the transaction.