Lol I grew up with one as well.

I am jealous

4th Gear: Toyota Shifts In North America

[And yes, the trigger is apparently the power button]

What the hell did I just stumble through?

Thx, I just about choked on a cashew reading this

2nd Gear: Audi Makes Cuts

I was on board with this car until I saw the price:

A star because I am genuinely lost trying to follow the BMW engine history

There are a LOT of red flags in this story. The first one starts with “Plenty of Fish”

And here, my jack gets hung up on a stupid washer...

We all know it is probably a twin turbo V8 powering it.

What, no Florida or Used Car jokes? You guys disappoint me :p

“2005 Jetta” + “$11,000"= Automatic CP, regardless if it has a bed.

Growing up, my dad almost always had a modded Camaro, Corvette, or Blazer; but it was his 08 SL55 AMG that I am still the most jealous of. Black on Black with factory chrome 5 spokes. Supercharged 5.5. Yea, even though I own my own special car now, I am still jealous.

It looks great, but....

Neutral: How Can Chinese Brands Become Successful In America?

Volvo

Where is Chris Crispy in all of this?

You know you’re really dumb when other Floridians are calling you dumb.