warlodofcrud
Warlord of Crud
warlodofcrud

Make the officer requal on the Evoq course and be done with it.

If only Jalopnik wasn’t owned by Gawker Media...

My IS250 had more problems than any other newer car I’ve ever owned. Who had to have an engine rebuild at 30K? This guy! Who had bad camshaft bearings at 67k (JUST outside warranty). Also this guy. And that is not even counting the smaller stuff:

Seriously, he is single-handily going to be the reason people don’t even give the new Top Gear a chance. Why are they backing him?

Wow, I am amazed how how someone could make a $100K car drop in value like a rock without crashing it!

Who the hell doesn’t wash their hands and then sticks them in a blow-dryer?

All I can think of is: “They must have some awesome sex”

So....... he built a kit car

Mark Fields: the most deserving CEO and the lowest paid

This guy and his stupid ass dictatorship are the reason F1 is no longer as exciting as it once was. I couldn’t give a shit if he’s been in the sport for a long time. He needs to retire.

I don’t understand why he would ignore the warning beeps. Did he think they were normal? Beeps are never normal!!

3rd Gear: Ford’s Good, Thanks

That’s one way to roll coal

Please stop. I’m going to start cracking up at work.

Toyota goes to the bar and orders a Diet Coke and Vodka

Toyota does 3mph under the speed limit. In the left lane.

I shit you not, my parents still do this. I’ve come over late to pick something up and DWTS is on and they are in their onesies

I can’t imagine after this shit storm that there will be many people taking the “fix” option.

1st Gear: Why Wait Indeed

Except this penis tries to impregnate and give the clap to everyone it meets.