@FriarNurgle: Oh, that another species can bare witness of the Great Arkleseizure!

@Gunna Gansta: How about NOOO, Scott!

@CaptMoose: Agreed, nullifying firing speed by the controller shouldn't be tolerated, but hey, if I could switch L1 w/ R3 for 'certain games', that would be neat.

@gtig: Couldn't have said it better.

@blash: I'm guessing one of the editors will have to do that. Then again, he only muttered three words, albeit extremely honest.

@Mailz: Nailed on the head. Goddamn.

@frankenbeans: Keanu had to remind us again.

I call it as the beginning of FoxAlive, not Skynet.

Sorry Caproni, that is called a media spin. "preserving our ability to execute existing authority" my ass.

It's bastards like these that deserve to be regulated; way to exploit the system, douche.

Ah, gotta love lobbyists.

@The Intangible Fancy: Successful trolls are successful, that's all.

@Msj2705: Sorry, but no. Most people who shoot signs and crap know that people will get annoyed by it, so they shoot at it anyway; when it comes time to put out the "Don't shoot at this" sign, people will shoot at that as well in spite of the warning.

@James Valentine: Sorry, I woke up and read that comment, so the sarcasm detector wasn't on.

@moothemagiccow: SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. CAN YOU ADD SOME BOLD WITH YOUR CAPS LOCK?

@2NinjasTapedTogether: Uh, how about a USB or cheapo bluetooth headset? Plug it in or sync it, respectively, to your system, there ya go. I'm not sure about how chat works in Demon Souls, but I'd think it would be proximity chat...

@AcidSpoon: I believe it's been considered that your driveway is public property. I think I saw the article here a few months ago.

Just wait; someone will find the Mac bootup sound on WP7.

@DittoBox: Oh, if only some of these execs knew the folly...

@otsego_undead: It does require a new thinkset for the game designers, and a toolset for the system programmers to meet the new demands.