the "That might be enough to swing the momentum" at the end there was pretty great

right? totally forgot about that

"lone pizza delivery girl-slash-ninja who works for her dad must overcome her biggest enemy: a clique of rival megacorp-allied ninja"

Am I missing something? For real though, I don't see anything wrong with what she did (at least as far as guilt tripping).

Classic arrow to the knee joke

watching this while working. Love whenever Jackie Chan tries to be all serious, like when his dad kicks him out. "FAAAATHAAAAAR"

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A college classmate of mine is .... a runner up state wrestling champ (broke his leg in the final!), the ref "recognized his leg sweep that his dad had taught him, since the ref remembered his dad being a badass wrestler in HS", moved 37 times due to being in a military family, hit a home run in his first HS baseball…

You know how every week, you guys trash tabloid articles for making wild accusations based on "body language" and unnamed sources? I DOUBT THE VERACITY OF YOUR CLAIMS, JEZEBEL!

Deep Blue Sea baby

This got me right here.

she's really good at the connecting with people thing, but we see its all really really fake. Obviously every politician does this, and I'm glad they're being upfront about it (and obviously its way way funnier that way) but I always thought that meant she was just as shitty as every other politician in the business.…

I'm a huge fan of the show, and she's hilarious but we see every episode why she is so terrible at her job. Is that supposed to be the takeaway? Or is it that the administration doesn't give her important enough things to head? Either way, love Veep.