I want you to know that your many stars for posting an irrelevant GIF are due to the fact that the average Gawker Media site reader thinks like a 50 year Aunt on Facebook when it comes to thinking that any moving picture is ahhhhhhhmaaaazzzing

Is it because of THON?

Remember that time Colorado was good?

Can you simulate where PSU wins the Big 10 championship game and everyone there cries because of “all we’ve been through”

Do you think that TDs are somehow different than regular catches? Watch the highlights. On two of three Brown does nothing but let Indy’s terrible secondary run past him or behind him. I’m not saying he’s not a great receiver but that’s what you expect in this matchup. The fact they were touchdowns and not routine…

So if a guy catches 2 TDs on 3 targets do you really lose your mind? THat happened because he’s a pro bowl receiver going against the 29th ranked pass defense. Two of the touchdowns were Indy leaving single coverage on the likes of Antonio Brown

It’s decent in the pantheon of NFL history. Tom’s writing suggested it’s just about the single most amazing thing he’s ever seen. You never seen a defender get juked to the ground before?

You’re missing a reread of what Tom wrote. These are adjectives you use to describe something unfathomable in the history of sport.

? Did Antonio Brown buy stock in Deadspin? He was ONLY targeted 6 times, dropped one of them, and then you’re showing the highlight of that drop because he put a decent move on a defender? You ever watched football before?

Am I reading SB Nation now?

If 10 years of being a struggling immigrant makes you want to blow up your new home then you understand why the U.S. needs a Muslim registry

Well, it wasn’t actually anything of relevance, it was some plan he drew up for discussion - as opposed to actual state secrets so...

Maybe you should out him as gay before he can get appointed.

You’re doing a terrible job, rookie

Can’t wait to see how many stars a “Blewitt” pun gets here 15 minutes after r/cfb has run through them all

Rape me once, shame on you. Rape me...multiple times and then...sexually assault me and then....abuse me and be violent to me...........this might be on you

Yo did you mean to post sports GIFs? Because these are Notre Dame football GIFs

And people wonder why Trump was elected - it’s because a shit ton of people evidently have the free time to stage a protest that will have zero effect on anything.

It means that the one unforgivable trait is being a criminal.

Have not a single clue what this means.