When I saw BMW 2002 my heart filled with joy.

I was wrong. It was a pissed off husband selling it for as little as possible so the wife didn’t get the money.

My dad actually got his ‘74 911 from a pissed off wife during a divorce.

And that’s why my cars are, sadly, grey, silver, and black. Cops just look right past them.

Been driven, been kept up. This is not a sad old man’s car. I am down with this.

I dunno, you’d find me either place.

Well carved. Just how I like my corners.

Those rear seats are SO BIG. It’s amazing!

Where’s the crazy suggestion, man?

Sounds like a good plan, though. I, and my 06 Matrix XRS, are in your corner.

Much as I love the Trooper II, looking at that tail hinge suggests strongly there’s a _reason_ it’s got an aftermarket bumper on it - the hinge is bent. Badly.

It’s a good car. And you can swap the 2ZZ into it. That’s right. Lotus power, baby.

Always looks good.

Square grills are prone to cracks at the corner. Happened with the DC-3's windows, after all.

It’s an ‘alien’ 260Z. Bring the cabin forward to the front of the doors and it’s not badly off.

Huh. Looks remarkably like...

Legends can have their basis in facts, of course.

Good. Now give it back to Lord British.

My Geo Tracker agrees. Good times, good times.